Andy Stevenson vs. The Lord of the Loins by Kage Alan

Author:Kage Alan [Alan, Kage]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi, pdf
ISBN: 9781934841006
Publisher: Zumaya Boundless
Published: 2008-06-14T10:30:00+00:00

13

Tristan was a dead man! He just didn't know it yet. I walked Aydin downstairs, since he had a class to go to, and by the time I returned to the third floor to teach the blond bitch who his daddy was, he'd disappeared.

At this point, I honestly didn't know whether to laugh or cry. My life was crumbling around me, and it seemed that, no matter what I did, nothing stopped it. Nothing stopped him. I decided to head home, since I could feel just as sorry for myself there as I could here.

The dorm was quiet, which I interpreted as the calm before the next storm. I'd only ventured out a few feet from the stairwell when I noticed something hanging on my door. I half-expected to see some form of graffiti or a copy of the classified section taped to it. This, however, was a plain brown lunch bag with a slit cut out at the top. Great, something for me to collect hate mail in.

I pulled it down and kicked the door open. These assclowns were going way too far! This was the last straw. I carefully opened the bag and peeked inside. There were four small envelopes, each one numbered, so I tore the first one open.

"What the...” I couldn't believe what I was looking at. Was this some sort of a joke?

"You don't like it?” I turned around and found Alan standing in the hall. He walked in then closed and locked the door behind him. After that, he just kind of stared at me.

"It's a valentine.” I still wasn't sure I was getting the joke—or insult.

"I know. If you look at the bottom, I signed my name to it."

"And the other three?” My voice had become a whisper.

"Well, I wanted to put the bag up on your door last Monday and put a new one in there each day, but I didn't get the chance. Since I was a bit late, I just put all four in it today when I hung it up.” He peered into my eyes. “I hope you aren't disappointed."

"How can I possibly be disappointed when I didn't expect anything?” Maybe I should have asked how I could have been disappointed when I didn't exactly deserve anything. “You told me you thought Valentine's Day was just another Hallmark holiday."

"True, but you aren't just another ... anybody. You're my boyfriend, and someone very wise suggested that I show some initiative.” He sat down on the bed and motioned for me to sit next to him.

"I can't accept these.” I remained standing. “Something happened today that makes it kinda dangerous for you to be seen with me."

"Kim already told me.” The little minx. “Ryan called her, and she called me because she couldn't find you anywhere. She told me about the ad in the paper and who put it there. You have good friends, Andy, and they're worried about you. I am, too, so talk to me."

"Alan.” I slumped down on the floor.

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